duck's back at the hotel, giving your mom a go-round like she's never had.

Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll…

we left this england place 'cause it was bogus. if we don't get some cool rules, pronto, then we'll just be bogus too.

say hi to your mother for me.

state of the art bang-bang!

so it's not just a clever name.

golf clap.

best comedy of the 00's - team america world police.

Immaculate Misconception, we have frighteningly similar lists. we should party.

i appreciate the fact that so few of the oscar winners, or even nominees, are on any of these lists. gladiator, beautiful mind, chicago, million dollar baby, crash are all nowhere to be seen. good thing too, 'cause they sucked.

"Ashley Judd has never been in a good movie."

mean girls is heathers for people who have been bumped in the head.

Jeff the Dog:

joshg
10 Nov. 2009 | 12:39 PM CST
Jon Stewart will never say anything that is considered remotely controversial among liberals. Liberals bash democrats all the time. This hardly makes Jon Stewart a moderate. He criticizes the right and the left for not being left enough.

the pretty woman parody. "ok. you've gotta get the fuck out."

i don't know if i'd call the character stuff a 'piece of shit.' martin lawrence movies are pieces of shit. dane cook movies are pieces of shit. heat is flawed, but it's one of the great crime movies out there. and the bank robbery scene is fantastic.

heat
pacino kills it:

frogwise is my new favorite commenter. killing it. fuck you zmf.

i liked 30something when it was on, and i really liked the hostile takeover episodes. however, my wife just bought the season 1 dvd, and it's totally unwatchable. the smarmy self-absorbed navel-gazing is so bad that i have to leave the room. apparently in my old age my tolerance for such things has dropped…

we're all in strung out shape…but stay frosty.