Seconded, Reck. She plays one role, and hasn't yet nailed it somehow.

I riffed this movie with my husband recently after it was anonymously left on my desk at work. (I suspect dark motives, but that's neither here nor there).

I think I read someone describe Kristen Stewart's acting style as "eyebrow acting," which pretty much nails it, I think. Not a single muscle in her face holds still when she delivers a line.

Thanks for the chuckle, GH.

Oh, anyone who looked carefully enough in the seek n find knew that.

They never weren't, Ariel. They never weren't.

Aww. Come on, feminisnts. Giggle a little. It's good for you.

Did that chapter end with the word FAIL?

Scumming? Some things should not be allowed the portmanteau treatment.

Actually, I have a question, and if this thread hasn't died yet, hopefully I'll get an answer.

You know, Santos, I'm reading your comment, and the only song that keeps coming to mind when I read "olympic theme" is "The Final Countdown," and now I'm humming it like the giddy little dork I am in my office.

OTP, you're servicing Arsenio's crotch?

I think it's a smoothie impersonating a person wearing a smoothie. Look at those legs. They're so fakey.

Pretty sure it's the sign of a man who has spent many an hour practicing in front of the mirror/camera to get the look juuuust right. He has failed, and that's the saddest part, really.

OTP, I think you're just booking the wrong venues.

OTP, I love you.

I applaud your suggestion of bliss through ignorance, and will do the same.

Maybe AllieCat's lady parts are sentient, and mutinously trying to procreate without her consent or knowledge. They're hanging onto that precious, precious man malt for as long as they can to give the plan a fighting chance.

*wiping tears from my eyes*

I experimented with a 3-year old male and Mika, just because it was hilarious to watch him bounce around the room to gay pride pop. Having said that, I think I've lost any right to complain about what Kidz Bop might be doing to him. I've dug my own grave already. Can I really blame Kidz Bop for tossing in the first…