Wait, the furry blue monster is getting aroused. Shut it down.

Aw, and you made Sugartits' beard grow back! That's at least worth a sincere pat on the back.

Mr. Lambfries, I need an explanation about your avatar. It looks like Daniel Faraday. Explain.

No, I was only referring to Fritzy. But yes, all of our attempts are futile in the end. Not with a bang, but a whimper, I say.

It's too late, Fritzy. Area commenter's attempts are futile.

I, for one, welcome this new meme. Can't say I'll use it, but I promise to chuckle heartily when anyone else does.

Creed as a Christian band was always a questionable label to me. Band with a Christ complex? Maybe.

Fight it, Frito. Fight it.

And, conversely, hold 'em, but only if they're properly donning their government issue respiratory isolation mask.

Well, I say "met," but, you know, I meant "raped."

I'd like to hear more Animal Planet shit, if you don't mind. Continue.

Sure. They were in Scooby Doo once or twice, I think.

*it's

Except its in on-line form.

I thought that last line smacked of Mr. Motherflicker.

Have fun, rini! I'm going on May 5th.

This is Bowie to Bowie, can you hear me out there, man?

That's it!!! Demetri Martin. That's where I've seen her. Thank you.

I spent a second trying to see Dwight as charming while he was hitting on Erin. His parted hair and limp bangs kept getting in the way. It was hilarious to watch him try, though. Beet farmers can bust a move when they want to.

@AJR: That line really de-escalated the discomfort of watching Jim mumble and back peddle. He knows he's doing it, and every time it happens, he knows why. It's more palatable for me that way, rather than thinking he's walking away with his tail completely between his legs, confused about the world.