Wow, Giggles.

Rundown, I'm glad you mentioned that. Fax a rundown of your clients to the distribution list? That's shady. Seems weird that Jim was so worried about how to do it that he didn't stop to wonder why. Or maybe he did and that's why he just faxed it to his dad. Someone help me out here. Which one was it?

Perhaps they weren't pulling in* enough revenue to pay for their bachelorette party molds, so they re-purposed them for a cereal. Poor judgment, but frugal nonetheless. I approve, and would like to see other such re=purposings.

Seems like caps lock and compulsive punctuation should be reserved for things more shocking than an old sentimental box of cereal.

Shit. I think the comment below subconsciously wound its way into my brain. I think I may have plagiarized drdarkeny a little. Balls. Forgiveness, please.

Alan Rickman kicks ass, no doubt, but Morgan Freeman's spot on Morgan Freemanishness in that movie is transcendent.

The same guy that sketched your avatar, @prilfool. It makes me feel so dirty, but I can't stop glancing back up at it.

I had this question on an IQ test once. The answer is "blue square."

PW, are you still without gainful employment?

Damn you, Owls, get out of my brain!

This almost sounds like the wacky premise for an episode of The Office.

If there is a workplace in this world where a group of people meet and can unanimously agree on anything work related, I'd like to know about it. Where is this magical house of employment? And will there be unicorns?

Boi Gringo, did you just deliver a belligerent drunk rant on these sacred comment boards? Such passion! Such vitriol! Such a waste of these things on a topic like this. You just returned a perfectly friendly arm-punching with a full-blown KO. Give me the keys, man. Do you have any friends that could come get…

Visit? What's this you speak of? This is Texas. I just stay home and bitch about it cuz it's differ'nt.

Reck, I bow to you for taking one for the team on this one, the team being those of us that also missed out on that one.

@Gleeth: That's cool. I ain't a'skeert a'me either. All this trash-talk about Texas, and all I muster is an angrily sputtered "Not a fingah!"

It's like watching a riot on tv. It's all fun and games until you find out it's right outside your door.

Gleeth, why would you start such a thing? If you begin to discuss chili ingredients, I'm going to…I'm not sure, but it will be *mean* and you will hurt.

Sweet fancy Moses, Prison Wine is in Texas? The mind reels.

Austin is the most liberal city in Texas, and Denton is Austin Lite. Dallas is doing its best, but then, you know, here comes ol' Bush to cock up our vibe. Can't say we didn't try.