I love The Beatles, but I will likely not purchase this. Ringo and Paul have plenty of money, and, baby, I am not a rich man. Uh, woman.

@Xaa - if you're serious, and you've never watched and rewatched Office Space, then that is your assignment this weekend.

Completely in agreement. That is a hauntingly beautiful album.

@JVS: I can't watch that channel. That chick looks too much like Ann.

If I had my front teeth kicked out, I'd have one or two pithy thingth to thay about it, too.

Good on ya, Banmar. That prof should have just joined the Vagina Monologues tour and left her poor students in peace.

Partdavid, she might be exponentially sad to find out that her daughter is, in fact, a man, and that I am not. MIL mind = irreversibly blown.

Every time PW ::barfs::, I laugh.

Dammit, are you gunning for a prequel? Because if you are, so help me…

Sweet fancy Moses!

Thanks for teaching me a new thing today, Lemur.

Lemur, you're welcome to correct me on this, but is taking two American 200 mg Advil not the same? I've always thrown away any scripts I got for high-dose Advil and just doubled up my dose of OTC generic.

I took one for the team, and went to the website. I believe my rods and cones have been sizzled to nubs by the big pink square.

Maybe because you're clueless, and looking for clues?

You mean you'll be here, all weak!

Man, this is crazy. I need a sip of coffee…

@Chubby Chasee: I'm a research nurse in a clinic. The break room here is notorious for being like a middle school cafeteria, minus the lazy-eyed, sassy lunch lady. All snipey back-stabbing and childish puke-faces behind people's backs. Add in that half of them are loud, bombastic rednecks, and you've got…

Wow. I'm going to need regular updates on this one.

Chubby Chasee, I'm with Floyd. What's all this about?

Being at 21+ employed drinker is also not as much fun when you're barfing.