No, I think he wanted Harlow to use it on me as a weapon after I attacked his neck.

Pilgrim…you're just a young'n!

Come on everyone! Clap your hands so I can live to bake more cookies for poor, vaginaless Harlow! Clap!

Dammit, Harlow. I've got plans next week. Who's going to bake the cookies for Bible study now, I ask you? WHO?!

Yeah, but I didn't want to beat the crap out of you. I just wanted to mess you up a little. I think a good punch to your neck muscles would do that.

Duly noted.

That's ok. I still plan to go for the neck.

What, no hate?
Is the hate here directed at McCain? Or maybe ties?

With any luck, it will ditch 80% of what happened in the last one, replace it with Keith Richards and Johnny Depp hanging out, and call it good. Hell, I'd watch it.

It will be awesome, no contest. And Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is bad?? You take that back!!

How do you catch a polar bear?

I think that merits a letter to Savage Love.

…then what?

The doppelgangers have taken over! The AV Club has disbanded!!

Or maybe a keyboard tie.

I'm going to go with yes. But I can't claim to know the mysterious mind of the one true Kirk.

I think it's the look on his face that makes it. I think they caught him in the middle of asking the photographer for the bazillionth time, "you mean like THIS?"

I can think of other more current reasons to move from Houston.

I can't even muster snarkiness here. I love that song. It's a good attitude adjuster after a shit day at work.

Yes, beyond unkind…Andre. *snicker*