When that convict shot that other guy and not Rick, he gained T-Dawg status. I, for one, welcome our new T-Dawg screen presence!!! May his lines be few, his wounds free of life-threatening infection, and his character motivations histrionically scrutinized for years to come!

I'm not going to lie; I will see this movie. Just like I saw The Thing, Nightmare On Elm St, Friday the 13th, Piranha, and My Bloody Valentine. I may not enjoy it, but we won't know until the moment I'm wiping greasy popcorn kernels off of my jeans and deciding whether I need to use the bathroom now or when I get…

I'm not going to lie; I will see this movie. Just like I saw The Thing, Nightmare On Elm St, Friday the 13th, Piranha, and My Bloody Valentine. I may not enjoy it, but we won't know until the moment I'm wiping greasy popcorn kernels off of my jeans and deciding whether I need to use the bathroom now or when I get…

Like Christina Perri's "Jar of Farts" or Big Country's "In a Pickle Tree?"

Like Christina Perri's "Jar of Farts" or Big Country's "In a Pickle Tree?"

Batista calls it a "Stwip Cwub."

Batista calls it a "Stwip Cwub."

I'd just like to point out something that has always bugged me about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of  of the Ooze… The shredder uses the radioactive ooze from TGRI to create Tokka and Rahzar, who then proceed to wreak havoc on the city. The TGRI scientist guy feels responsible, so he invents an…

I'd just like to point out something that has always bugged me about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of  of the Ooze… The shredder uses the radioactive ooze from TGRI to create Tokka and Rahzar, who then proceed to wreak havoc on the city. The TGRI scientist guy feels responsible, so he invents an…

1234 ROCKFACTS ROCKFACTS ROCKFACTS!

1234 ROCKFACTS ROCKFACTS ROCKFACTS!

"The thing is, who washes a prostitute's clothes?"
"What the hell made you just ask that?"
"Well, hoes gotta wash their clothes too…"
"The thing is, that's a pimp's job."
"To wash their clothes? I guess the really good ones do that…"
"Yeah, a pimp's job is to wash the prostitute's clothes."
"Wow, did you take a class on…

"The thing is, who washes a prostitute's clothes?"
"What the hell made you just ask that?"
"Well, hoes gotta wash their clothes too…"
"The thing is, that's a pimp's job."
"To wash their clothes? I guess the really good ones do that…"
"Yeah, a pimp's job is to wash the prostitute's clothes."
"Wow, did you take a class on…

Born in 85 here. "Look Who's Talking" is definitely the reason I understood conception at a young age. A squiggly thing fights it's way into a round bouncy thing, electricity happens, and then a baby starts growing inside of the woman's stomach. The only thing I didn't know was how the squiggly things got inside the…

Born in 85 here. "Look Who's Talking" is definitely the reason I understood conception at a young age. A squiggly thing fights it's way into a round bouncy thing, electricity happens, and then a baby starts growing inside of the woman's stomach. The only thing I didn't know was how the squiggly things got inside the…

*eyes alight with a fiery glow*

*eyes alight with a fiery glow*

I have just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog Go." I found it a compelling and disturbing look into the canine psyche. If I may read a passage…"Big dog. Li-ttle dog. A red. Dog. On a…"Well anyway, I don't want to give away the ending, but I will say this… It spirals toward an incredible twist-turn that…

I have just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog Go." I found it a compelling and disturbing look into the canine psyche. If I may read a passage…"Big dog. Li-ttle dog. A red. Dog. On a…"Well anyway, I don't want to give away the ending, but I will say this… It spirals toward an incredible twist-turn that…

Walter Junior: "G-G-Gooble Gobble! Gooble Gobble! Wh…Wh…One of us, one of us!"