While we're at it, can we discuss this whole ridiculous "clever first" idea dejamoo tossed out there? Oxymoron or subtle irony?

Has this phrase EVER been sincerely amusing or original? Adding Miss Gillette's own joke to the end of a tired e-fad does not a clever burn make.

I bet Miss Barton's headbands keep the verbs from slipping out of her skull before they reach the e-page though.