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Flesh Wounds in Ithaca
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Remember the time he wrecked that little kid's pillow fort?

Ding dong, ring-a-ding-ding-ding dong!

Worst. Docent. Ever.

I'm partial to the unnamed-one-line-a-season black woman detective.

…on my bedroom floor! Amiright bros?!?!

"There was no way she was into you bro, she's a hard nine and you're a soft six!"

"There was no way she was into you bro, she's a hard nine and you're a soft six!"

I love the concept of "Flop House" but I cannot agree with you more. His voice is so irritating that I've stopped listening to the podcast altogether, even though they select the perfect movies to roast.

It's just begging to be punched.

Ehh, I'll wait for his line of Pumpkin Pullovers.

SIIIIIIMMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!!

Man, the first comment on that video is pretty fantastic:

@avclub-55aef34e0d62637c23ad60186310cd4d:disqus Me Too!

I'm right there with you and to build off of this, if Lohan were to actually die in the near future, I look forward to the media glorifying her as an incredible actress and an artist while completely ignoring/conveniently forgetting the past decade or so of piling on that they've done to her. They can use the death

I think that they picked it up knowing that it's going to be shitty and campy (but obviously can't come out and directly say that) because IFC has been on a real roll lately with regards to showing "campy" movies. I have no problem with it and will probably (read: definitely) watch it when it eventually airs.

It's a sexy satire!

I just hope that I'm not pushed into a hole and end up in China.

Yeah, that was a great decision.

Because he's in space?

*punches snake in face*
*bites snake*
*does Christ pose on moving motorcycle*