Peter Dante loudly and obnoxiously scoffs at this statement.

True, but the stories are interesting enough that I can am willing to hesitantly give him a pass, but on another note, how can he not be sick of telling the same stories for such a long time?

Great episode, but I think it's weird that Zmuda has been essentially riding Kaufman's coattails for decades.

So is the amount of money that you can save by switching to SafeAuto!

Fantastic episode. Michael Keaton needs more work.

That's pleasant.

That's pleasant.

Next "Always Sunny" reviewer Leonard Pierce gives Season Nine an overall "A."

Next "Always Sunny" reviewer Leonard Pierce gives Season Nine an overall "A."

Where's the Taco Bell bell when you need it?

Where's the Taco Bell bell when you need it?

Yep. She's the worst.

Yep. She's the worst.

My girlfriend's mom is from Ecuador and she always brings back a bottle of it for me when she visits. I've still got a bottle of it that I haven't opened yet (saving that for the Mummers Parade). It's pretty intense.

My girlfriend's mom is from Ecuador and she always brings back a bottle of it for me when she visits. I've still got a bottle of it that I haven't opened yet (saving that for the Mummers Parade). It's pretty intense.

That and I also annoyingly say "Best in the state, as far as I'm concerned."

That and I also annoyingly say "Best in the state, as far as I'm concerned."

Or We'll Die?

Or We'll Die?

And "The Omen" was about a mischievous, rambunctious kid.