And "The Omen" was about a mischievous, rambunctious kid.

Please, call him Pony Boy.

Please, call him Pony Boy.

@avclub-64407e138a438a0608968f1ed57a2c7c:disqus is going to Rob all the puns!

@avclub-64407e138a438a0608968f1ed57a2c7c:disqus is going to Rob all the puns!

I thought that he was hysterical in "Lethal Weapon 4."

I thought that he was hysterical in "Lethal Weapon 4."

So he's an asshole too?

So he's an asshole too?

For whatever reason, I have a friend who loves Rob Schneider and owns pretty much all of his movies (I'm not sure about "The Chosen One" though).

For whatever reason, I have a friend who loves Rob Schneider and owns pretty much all of his movies (I'm not sure about "The Chosen One" though).

NO TOUCHING!!!

NO TOUCHING!!!

Although it wasn't quite as good as Dexter's Season One emo hair, his hair in these flashbacks was pretty fantastic.

Although it wasn't quite as good as Dexter's Season One emo hair, his hair in these flashbacks was pretty fantastic.

Yeah, but at the same time, how many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?

Yeah, but at the same time, how many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?

Don't forget that Deb called Police Dispatch to get a location on LaGuerta as well.

Don't forget that Deb called Police Dispatch to get a location on LaGuerta as well.

Seriously. I have to vehemently disagree with the reviewer when he wrote "there was some genuine suspense there."