Seriously. I have to vehemently disagree with the reviewer when he wrote "there was some genuine suspense there."

…and wear fedoras.

…and wear fedoras.

He had to use cork-screw pasta.

He had to use cork-screw pasta.

Is this the album with Pina Coladaburg on it?

Is this the album with Pina Coladaburg on it?

It was awful. That's what it was.

It was awful. That's what it was.

Vince Masuka.

Vince Masuka.

Wasn't Angel the best man at his wedding too?

Wasn't Angel the best man at his wedding too?

His emo wig was the best.

His emo wig was the best.

Yeah, even though it's from the same album, "I Am The Highway" is mind-numbingly dull

Yeah, even though it's from the same album, "I Am The Highway" is mind-numbingly dull

Catchy little number, isn't it?

Catchy little number, isn't it?

This one was black, but close enough.