Just have your friend who has HBO give you his logon and password and BOOM! HBOGo!

I want an army of didgeridoos. Fifty thousand didgeridoos!

@Tracys Face Ask and you shall receive.

Ugh, Gawker.

Needs more "Semicharmed Life."

Yes, and he'll be greeting you with his arms wide open.

He relapses 521,600 minutes later.

"This man has no dick."

I put that song on in a bar one night for, sigh, "ironic purposes," and holy shit is that a long song. Needless to day that "joke" stopped being funny after the second chorus. Then again it wasn't funny to begin with, but still.

I'm right there with you and have "Room 237" saved in my Netflix queue and with regards to 'spending hours on the internet reading theories about the meaning of The Shining,' I'm assuming that you've been to that incredible, in-depth analysis of the movie that rivals the "Masters of The Sopranos" WordPress in both its…

Octagon.

Mix it with the relish.

As opposed to everything else he has already done?

Similar to the post-apocalyptic setting of "The Road," I've always wished that "The Walking Dead," the series, I've never read the comic books, would devote an episode to just exactly what the hell happened. Where the virus started, how is it was initially greeted, the way it was reported, how the military reacted,…

With regards to our earlier discussion of the Martin Short movie "Clifford," even as a child the tagline and VHS cover for that movie always confused me: "One will tear your heart out, scare your friends and wreck your house. The other one is a dog." The artwork has a giant yellow dog house with a water bowl in front…

So does Dabney Coleman.

"You can't even do it for more than a couple of seconds can you?"

"IS THERE NO END TO YOUR MADNESS!!!!"

Was it the novel "Push" by Sapphire?

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.