@avclub-e6c1142acfaceea3982a09641b33fc04:disqus I vote for never wanting to see his obnoxious, grinning, terribly unfunny face ever again.

Because Joe Paterno was a monster his entire life.

50 Cent: Corny rapper or corniest rapper?

"Fruit? Good. Cake? Great. Fruitcake? Nasty crap."

I'm right there with you. You didn't happen to go to a school in PA did you?

I remember that article. My favorite highlights are the following:

Bania's a time-slot hit!

I was really hoping that when the gang was shooting all of the zombies in front of the barn that T-Dog would be holding his gun sideways.

Finding the flask and automatically assuming that Herschel was at a bar was so stupid. @avclub-23b667dfda9004cb8af1cf7d82a082b2:disqus  is totally right, it's insulting when something like this happens.

@avclub-10f652b242318e0d97cf75ad07f053d3:disqus It's a misprint.

That's it! We're moving!

They give a hell of a monologue.

Mr. Kramer says "Hey Buddy!"

@SimonWhoIsFromSpace:disqus Your car is being towed.

I’m just so glad it’s back!

@avclub-7f538a2a6877984c16a663af38fb84d3:disqus Who the fuck is Renee Zellweger?

@avclub-7fd1d5cec910c61b1864a51eb7e18cbc:disqus Ugh, really?

He totally does, but I actually think that makes the whole scene even funnier.

"Well it must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour."

Best part about "The Puerto Rican Day Parade" is the George vs The Laser Pointer sub-plot, which also gave us this exchange: