@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus Want to go to the Gap?

Same goes for his turkey neck.

"And then Cuba Gooding wanted to be a Scuba diver."
- Bill Burr

I'm partial to "Radio"

Fuck ESPN.

I have never seen this show, but after a quick Google Image search of him, he looks as though he'd be rather insufferable. Yes, I'm judging a book by its cover.

You've Got To Louvin Your Negro Man.

@avclub-858b67085072a6f2403cf500871f4068:disqus Who the fuck is Renee Zellweg—er?

But the dads in "Impractical Jokers" are actual friends! Like equals! I mean, that's pretty rare.
/still confused as to why that piece of shit show was advertised on this site so prominently. Does TRUTV really think that the readers of this site are the prime demographic for that slop?

And Reggie White!

@avclub-18d84eb30b59b5f3cc748bfe9f68b472:disqus Considering that VelJohnson is contractually obligated to only plays cops, I don't think that anyone can blame you there.

"He's a linebacker!"
I love Alexander's delivery there.

Eh, if we're using football analogies here, I'd go with an NFL running back, not a lineman.
/we like sports and we don't care who knows

I really liked "Angles." The first three tracks are all great and there's really only one song that I'll skip entirely ("Call Me Back"). But yeah, there was no doubt that 
Auerbach  and Carney were talking about The Strokes in those articles. 

Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting
around, chewing gum, huh?

"For the record, nobody watching will give a shit who killed Rosie Larsen."
- The Dwindling Audience of 'The Killing'

Empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

And whatever that deal may be, it is sure to include a wide receiver.

That show was the worst.

Who got the Final Death Blow? Because I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him.