Deep: punch his face or fuck his waddle?

And did somebody up there call Van Halen DUMB?

Bah. LCD is the valium of dance music. Moderately so-so, it produces a 12% buzz that stays at 12% until you sober up. Boring, predictable, BLAND.

The "worst possible way" = in the butt.

Breakdance like a motherfucker.

I called a group of people lame, gramps. I also referenced Sharper Image brand Vagina Coolant, which I thought was pretty apropos.

Hey Gawd: your baby kicked you in the face cause you're a shithead. You're a horrible parent with shit taste and movies and is gonna do it again.

And yeah, I spelled "aisles" wrong.

@ Seriously:

You're being an asshole, Wherever the Fuck I Want, but it's true: most bars and restaurants are unbearably loud thanks to adults acting like toddlers.