Done, thanks for the tip. I can't figure out how to bold this shiz on Disqus though.

"My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer." And boy did I need one after seeing Rygel in bondage gear.

I was introduced with "A Human Reaction," so we basically watched the same episode but one of us dropped LSD first.

Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do you, punk?!

I want to find someone who's first Farscape experience was "Scratch N' Sniff."

WE'RE STILL SPOILING DOWN HERE AND I NEVER SAW THAT FARSCAPE-BUFFY CROSSOVER EPISODE COMING

I don't think that's an unreasonable thing to say, given they are the two most human or human-looking characters on the show, and

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY (AKA NOOBS, YOU'RE SO SCREWED)

I almost forgot how to spell it!

They had ample opportunity to bring her up in the Jaime/Tyrion hangout scenes. A mention here or there to remind the idiots who can't follow anything that isn't explicitly stated would have gone a long way. D&D just don't give a shit.

So, no comment on the exclusion of Jaime's reveal to Tyrion about Tysha, AKA Tyrion's entire motivation for climbing the Tower of the Hand? LSH aside, that's a far more criminal exclusion, and coupled with the whitewashing of Shae grabbing for a knife before Tyrion attacks her (warping a brutal murder from the books…

Don't go ruining your reputation as the Mannis, now.

You should still feel bad, but for other reasons.

Good article. FYI, Janos Slynt did not reign of terror women at Craster's Keep. That was Karl Tanner.

While I'll admit that the lack of scareCrows was a wiff and the Sam-Gilly stuff is boring as hell, if I recall correctly (bear in mind it's been a few years since I've read ASOS) there's not a whole lot of preparation done to Castle Black before the Wildling siege. Yes, we miss Donal Noye, and yes, seeing the same Jon…

What is dead may never zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Tbh, I found much of the Iron Islands plotline in the novels grating as well. But maybe it'll translate to the show better? It probably depends on when/if they decide to introduce Euron.

I love how many dipshits on here get so butthurt about an above average grade and/or people not immediately saying "THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF TELEVISION FUCKING EVER WOOOOHOOOO *CHUGS KOOL-AID*." I agree with TVDW. It was big, dumb, and entertaining, but there was no emotional resonance. B is perfect.

You're not gonna like the next two seasons, then.

To be fair, GRRM has done his fair share of ignoring the wall too. Remember, this was originally supposed to be a trilogy.