*head explodes*

Apparently they are going to make Legend of Zelda Legos and I am going to buy all of them.

If I were to write a lengthy essay comparing Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction, would anyone want to read it?

What are your thoughts on Malcolm in the Middle? I haven't seen a lot of critical commentary on it.

@avclub-b7a8211586995578af1a2a97cfd214ca:disqus can you pass me a handkerchief? I'm sweating all over.

I probably should just stop embarrassing myself.

Also, I asked you what you thought of my blog once and you never answered and it made me sad.

THE Todd VanDerWerff?!

Here's some rambling thoughts on Goodfellas.

Okay, I've decided that Goodfellas is my new favorite movie, and Scorsese is my favorite director. I'll have to get around to writing about it.

Fucking seriously? Although this Newswire was worth it for the "no directors or Wahlbergs are currently attached."

"The most successful animated movie of the last decade that wasn’t made by Pixar and didn’t star a grumpy green ogre…"

YEAH DIAMONDBACKS LET'S DO THIS LIKE IT'S 2001

My weirdest apocalypse dream involved me riding around on a motorcycle with guns attached as I killed monsters and zombies. I took it in to the motorcycle repair store, but I got really frustrated at the long wait and killed the people working there. Point being, I turn into a horrible person when I have to wait.

Handed them over, although Sting as a drug lord is cracking me up for some reason.

Here's my Top 10, because I like 10 as a number

I had a dream I was a missionary again, but instead of visiting this one family, I exposed that they were running a drug empire and turned them in to the police. I don't really know what to make of that.

You crazy for this one, Rick!

After they get home, the winner will undoubtedly yell "WE HAVE TO GO BACK" in the proximity of an airport.

Oh man, I didn't know that it got that hot there. Everything over 110 is absolutely miserable.