If that's true, how come more lesbians aren't into metal?

We're just all the same, aren't we?

We're just all the same, aren't we?

I got an E in history. It was the Tudors that did me in. Too far back for me to care about. I had family in World War II, so I'm interested in that; but the Tudors…I don't even know if I had family back then.

I got an E in history. It was the Tudors that did me in. Too far back for me to care about. I had family in World War II, so I'm interested in that; but the Tudors…I don't even know if I had family back then.

If God existed, why would he make Ricky me best mate?

If God existed, why would he make Ricky me best mate?

I feel sorry for 'em. One time I was on the tube, and there was an empty space near a Downs Syndrome lad. Everyone was purposefully avoiding sitting near 'im, so I thought'd I'd be nice. First thing he said was "You're muscley" then invited me to an arm wrestle. Everyone was watching now so i thought "best have an arm…

I feel sorry for 'em. One time I was on the tube, and there was an empty space near a Downs Syndrome lad. Everyone was purposefully avoiding sitting near 'im, so I thought'd I'd be nice. First thing he said was "You're muscley" then invited me to an arm wrestle. Everyone was watching now so i thought "best have an arm…

Sick of 'im squeezin me head

Sick of 'im squeezin me head

Why'd ya leave out the part where he lost one of 'is balls?

Me family was never religious. Only time i went to church was when me mate heard me swear and blackmailed me into going. I got kicked out for bouncing a tennis ball in the pews.

I once tried reading a book, The Guv'nor, but i had a hard time following it, the story kept skipping round, then halfway through i realized the pages were out of order.

Me mum told me bout this ship, right? That was bigger than the Titanic. It was so big, it had rough areas on it.

Me girlfriend Suzanne bought me an Ipod that could hold 10,000 songs. Don't see the point, really. I only need about 5. Killing of Georgie, Babushka, erm…can't remember the others. Any song that tells a story where you think "bloody hell this is good, i gotta stick around and hear the end of it"

There's this little monkey fella, in Russia, got his own talk show

My family never celebrated Easter. We just weren't into religion. Although I do remember me mum telling me, because I was never christened, i had to watch out for witches