You glue your hamster onto it and send it down Death Rd. culdesac.

Is that from a show or something? Because if it is then I need to watch it. And if not, good job with those quotation marks.

Ooooh, a cell phone with no buttons! Whee, a random Sheriff's badge! Yay, some candy with a pure lead center! Excited noise, a gun with real bullets! Oh, wait, there's no price tag on that.

Is Pegg the one with "P as is Philadelphia" or "H as in philately"?

BILLIONS OF BILIOUS BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES, finally! Those smarmy Brits got this early, but now it's our turn. Take that, tea-lovers.

I plan to attend in full Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Official H&M Clothing garb.

Everyone knows Statham was fifty feet tall and had one gigantic, peering eye. He also eats human flesh and milks goats!

@avclub-55aef34e0d62637c23ad60186310cd4d:disqus I remember something like that; I think it happened in a Hitchhiker's Guide book? It might be a trope; I'm definitely not thinking of the exact thing you are.

Terminator 4 was fine, in that I don't remember anything about it. So I guess he succeeded in not being awful, but he wasn't good either.

@avclub-9ed1c7f5119e63bbe64f80fa787924b2:disqus I'm talking "death metal found in the bottom of his older brother's closet after he moved out". The pinnacle of bad taste.

It all depends on the movie. Rushed sequel meant to be a summer cash-grab? Crappy, gimmicky 3D.

Yeah. My friends and I call him "the guy with the face" because he's so utterly unremarkable.

Hey look! It's that movie star! The one with the face!

No, we let Xtacles die.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus Thou art forgiven!

If you're going to go all the way with a sibling, why get divorced?

*throws heart-shaped grenade*

I tried to throw money at it, get all my friends to watch it, bought all the DVDs… I'm out of ideas!

I remember that show! I think it may have scarred me when I was younger; I had no idea that the people that got dropped actually ended up under the stage. I always thought they were SWALLOWED INTO OBLIVION

Coming Soon: Who Pooped the Bed? The latest NBC game show designed by six-year-olds. And Frank Reynolds.