Aw, it was just Sean O'Neal, wandering about after his weekly snark transplants.

Love is icky.

Because that's how you get ants.

Aw, screw you guys. And have that badminton murdered.

It can only do that when mating with a Gomezzo.

That's more than four moves! THROW HIM OUT!

@avclub-d8ce2adc9b1af56525908959b6dd1f7f:disqus I meant my metaphor. It sounded like something a 12-year-old that listens to old death metal would write.

How about a gritty reboot, wherein celebrities are trapped in a giant maze full of shiny objects?

It used YELL!

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Fuck jazz as a whole?

Why do giant crossovers always suck? This abomination and Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue were horrible disappointments.

UGH! I know! I can't even redeem my Humble Indie Bundle keys; everything is backed the fuck up. Let me know if it starts working soon, will ya?

*cricket*

"Oh, man. I would have gotten mad, but then I realized I CAN BUY ALL THE CARS"

Catching a wild Bieber is a dangerous quest; its cunning use of camouflaging itself in mobs of underage females and its only natural defense, its horribly loud voice, can lead many a pop-hunter to insanity. Here's how to catch a wild Bieber this holiday season:

Bane is most famous as the villain that managed to bring the Batman down. Who else better to dispose of the current Batman and set the next generation of caped vigilante on the darkened path?

i am son of god and what is this

Oh God I just got that. Very nice.

Dr. Monkey knows what you did.