SO SAY WE ALL

I'd see a doctor.

Jesus will beat Kim at golf yet. His cabbie has some tricks up his sleeve.

I was forced into Squeakuel last year, after which I forced my Small Relatives to take a blood oath to ensure no CGI animal sequels ever again are viewed by involved parties.

Movie-based S&M? Titillating!

Dawes feels the same way about mortals

Has anyone here actually seen a Madea movie? I'm beginning to think that the whole thing is an elaborate hoax.

Squeaky Voiced Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, but we can't put Milk Duds in the nacho cheese, we aren't allowed to use the nacho cheese to make "popcorn in cheese sauce", and we definitely aren't allowed to swim in the nacho cheese vat.

Pervy, I think now is a good time as ever to ask you: what does your handle mean?

CAINE-BOT IS LOADING "EMOTIONAL" MODULE

As Twig Lad, whose wispy antics striker terror into the most hardened of candy store owners.

"Clean your chute, sir? I'll use my handy brush and feather-duster to sweep these streets clear of foul evil, guv'nor!"

That's exactly what I was talking about. Thanks for summing it up.

It's weird that television isn't being beamed into our brains by now.

The vengeful ghost of our sixteenth president.

123 Address Road, Busytown, USA

Chipmunking is when one utilizes power tools to rid oneself of singing rodent-related memories, right?

So who else is considering seriously the theory that Batman will die in this one?

I'd spring for the 3DS version, personally. Exactly how many extra stages are we talking here for the PC version, though? I'm planning on snatching it up myself if the price dips low enough; my 3DS fund currently consists of… moths?

WELL JUST LET ME FETCH MY HOME MADE WOLVERINE CLAWS AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S ow I cut myself