The dingo was a metaphor for famine.

FUCK AND YES SEAN PENN AND CHRISTOPHER WALKEN HOW COULD IT NOT BE PURE OWNAGE

It was the darkness inherent in our souls

American television feels that didgeridoos are a bit too expensive. Why not this charming hat?

*cut to a reaction shot wallaby*

"Australian crime thriller Animal Kingdom"

American Horror Story + MAN ASS

Gillian Jacobs + The Red Door

I always research whether or not I should create a new movie franchise by Googling various actors and nouns.

I just finished the IT Crowd and now there's another critically-acclaimed cult show that I need to see? My cup runneth over!

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus My parents live in the Fred Meyer region, and I'm currently visiting them for the holidays. I normally shop at Trader Joe's and Costco, which usually only carry their store brands and selected goods and services.

He probably still listens to Korn and refuses to take part in the "consumer mass-market orgy" that is Christmas. We're such sheep!

"Christ, then, came on with skin as pale as the first Fallen Man, but in dear memory of old sunburns."

I just wanna make a pillow out of his hair.

Yes, they have the whiff of a flash-in-the-pan, but I wanted to try out one of those "old person is exposed to obnoxious musical stylings for the first time" things, and somebody already used dubstep.

We have Fred Meyer, which was bought up by Kroger. I've seen their store-brand crap, but no wife-beating-drunk-endorsed junk food. If I find them again I'll give them a taste test.

I've never seen them anywhere besides creepy low-end discount food stores; either they outlived their relevance or I shop at Trader Joe's too much.

I've never seen them anywhere besides creepy low-end discount food stores; either they outlived their relevance or I shop at Trader Joe's too much.

I once tried it at a weird Mexican food truck and it wasn't half bad. I've never had actual alcoholic Sangria, though.

This is the first Dining for a Dollar I've seen, and now I must raid the archives.