Va-jay-jay.

Can you teach me how to do that? I've been meaning to jam a screwdriver into my ear to get rid of the recurring Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 nightmares, but your way sounds much easier.

Also he looks damn good on a textbook cover.

As a person whose Christian friends have forced him to watch every movie put out by that church-that-makes-movies (which created Flywheel, Fireproof, Facing the Giants and that one police movie), I support this entirely.

They found a baby in a dumpster and tried to spray-tan it. HOW IS THAT NOT AMAZING

But but but Will Arnett! COME ON!

"But he looked just like a black version of my football coach!"

And the creators are making a show with some of the producers of Sunny in Philadelphia.

Happiness is a warm punny.

"Rolling in the Deep" and "Pumped Up Kicks" were two songs I liked before radio beat them to death.

Bazinga!

Cheer up! You'll always have the puns.

Neither have I, but it was still a plum spot that showed that NBC had at least a little bit of interest. The hiatus was basically NBC kicking Harmon in the balls.

"Shit My Baby Poops".

Good thing Community is only mostly dead. There's still enough time to jam the chocolate miracle pill of syndication money down its throat!

Yeah, I forgot what happened with the other hand.

Oh, there is a there. And it's right there, in front of you, the whole time. It was there the whole there. 

Mulatto butts! MU-LATTO BUTTS!

Try the Like button! It contains vitamins and minerals essential for the growth of your ego!

I heard Johnny Bench called.