Oscar the Grouch's cameo was inspired.

When "The Goonies" is your go-to all-time classic, I seriously begin questioning whether or not you are a troll.

My personal theory is that Disqus is possessed by a demon named Arkansas. ALL HAIL ARKANSAS.

I enjoyed it when I was new, but after a single month it's worn out its welcome.

It looks like a Random Complaint Generator copy/paste, but that last paragraph looks like it was pulled from some article on homophobia with a couple extra sentences added at the end.

I based it off the first page.

Even Zooey Deschanel couldn't ruin the songs. I will admit cringing a little when she sang the theme, but she actually didn't sing that much. And I was giggling throughout the entire beautiful drug trip that was "Everything is Honey".

We Like Dawes Firsties And Here's Why You Should Too

My Personal List of Favorite Movies That Nobody Else Cares About Or Reads And Takes Up A Ton of Space In The Comment Boards And That May Or May Not Be Entirely Made Up:

There you are, you rascal! Thought you could get away, eh?!

Fuck you, I haven't listened to Korn since I was in junior high and my friend bought a copy and we were all excited because of the parental warning sticker and then we listened to it and then we stomped on it and it was so pretty, glistening in the driveway.

A society needs villains to prosper. Without A.V. Club reviews of Korn, Loutallica and Brokencyde, how would us commentators be able to hone our cutting snark and control our rampant negativity? We'd start shrieking criticism in the Community boards, ripping apart Bon Iver albums! It'd be madness!

I was being somewhat facetious. I realize that the trademark metallic grinding, screeching and whub-whub-whubbin' that comprise dubstep had to have an origin somewhere, but haven't they always been? Do not wubs and skrrrrzzzzxxxxxccccchhhsss reverberate throughout our very souls?

The Titles of the A.V. Club's Top 15 Movies Judged By Their Screencaps:

The wub-wub-wubs of dubstep know no creator.

F MINUS MINUS!

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Statham is so bland I can't remember…. wow, I really can't remember the last movie he was in.

Rango is definitely Top 10 material for me. The animation was fluid and striking, the characters were funny and not grating at all, the story was deeper than the average kid film and zero pop culture jokes. PERFECT COMBO

THEIR MUSIC MANIFESTS ITSELF AS PICTURES WHEN PUT INTO A DVD PLAYER