Best movie for me: Winnie the Pooh. UNIRONICALLY.

The only reason I ever listened to Jonathan Coulton was because he referenced things I enjoyed and wrote extremely silly songs about zombies and outdoor intercourse. I'm going to need to check this album out and see if Non-Dweeb Flavor Coulton is tolerable.

Skrillex + Korn = PERFECT MUSIC-YOU-WILL-ONLY-LIKE-IN-HIGH-SCHOOL COMBO

"To gain a favorable grade here at the A.V. Club, you must eat this entire bowl of wriggling slugs. Oh, and listen to this Dawes CD."

But what if he told us that he likes Dawes and we should too?

I found the online gameplay to be entirely unsatisfying! I was called a fag-nig-lizard-Jew-baby only once!

Someone point whoever wrote this towards the nearest Hot Topic.

I still call this movie SeSevenen around my friends.

So did David Cage. But not at the boobs.

That's way too awesome for the creator of AHS and Glee to think up.

I find your edible complex disturbing.

I remember flipping out when Mario Kart Wii had MOTHEREFFIN BIKES, BITCHES. Now there's HANG GLIDERS and SUBMERSIBLES and I'm entirely unimpressed.

ALIEN SHIPS ALWAYS TRAVEL BY DUBSTEP

I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. In the meantime, start stocking up on your board game references! I'm going to get this ball rolling all over again once the Battleship review hits.

I was totally on board with this until Paco showed up.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Thank God you're here, Profdragon! Nobody else had the heart to ruin our fun!

Alvin and the Chipmunks 3?

"Disappointment in the Game of Life!"

That sounds more like a Taboo movie.