Bop It will be a Saw ripoff where people held hostage by a madman must follow his shouted commands… or get certain parts of their anatomy bopped, pulled, or twisted.

I'd give you a medal, but I don't know a good enough pun to put on it.

Rusty Venture: A *bleep* where *bleep* is *bleeped* and *bleep* with a *bleeeeeeeeep* whereupon *bleeep* is *bleep* and *bleeeeped* with a turkey baster.

"If you fail to yell Uno, we will lock you in and run the whole film again! Don't test us!"

You shanked my Rummikub!

Ants in the Pants will be about a race of mutated ants that eat genitals.

WILD CARD

Movies that are ostensibly "for kids" that contain violence of that level always disturb me. I wholeheartedly disaster/monster movies with huge amounts of property damage (eg Cloverfield), but seeing Chicago get razed to the ground by a giant tentacle-robot and thinking about how many people are dying while children…

Hasbro is sitting on a gold mine of potential adaptations, judging from their Wikipedia page. Probe could be an edge-of-your-seat alien invasion thriller, Boggle could be a mystery where detectives follow jumbled clues to a vicious serial killer, and Hey Pa! There's a Goat on the Roof! is self-explanatory.

RISK: This summer, watch an insanely long and incredibly boring movie that will test your friendship of anyone you experience it with.

Connect 4: The Movie. This summer, Connecting Four… might spell your doom.

I cannot wait to hear the Rifftrax for this thing.

How could you not know the way it's written when you read it in a book?

It's just a single meta: a mere Occupy within an Occupy.

Yes, but those two were not nearly as off-the-wall as ATHF.

I still want to see a movie called the Blue-Haired Goon, even if it's not factually correct vis a vis hair color.

For a while, Breathe Carolina was my favorite band. I still enjoy crappy auto-tuned electro-emo-pop-rock, but I balance it with stuff like The Vaccines and Arctic Monkeys.

That is awesome. Also: the fact that Harrison Ford and Sean Connery did the zeppelin scene of Last Crusade without wearing pants.

I actually don't know what I was learning. The professor kept shrieking at this weird painting he had, and at one point part of the floor turned to lava and my teeth got all loose. I was drinking a lot of cough syrup at the time.

Family Force 5 is another example of this horrific subgenre.