I would definitely buy a shirt of a speaker vomiting a rainbow. Whoever made that header, please submit it to Threadless.

Race fast, safe car!

Oooh! Oooh! I know this one! "Danse Macabre" means "Grim Dance"! My half-week of learning German finally paid off.

Gadzooks! My monocle just self-destructed!

My top choice for a band name of my own is "   ". Three spaces and two quotation marks. It's pronounced "qweeelep".

I heard CCAA is supposed to be "Christian", which is slightly oxymoronic as their existence proves the absence of God.

Pulled Apart by Horses ~vs~ I Break Horses would be the best.

Go die in a hole.

Adult Swim original shows are pretty much always 11 minutes, with the exception of the Venture Bros.

So is my band I Love Conan O'Brien.

djmankiewicz318@hotmail.com, obviously.

I'll post one with my member.

Johnny Bench called.

I told my nephew (currently in first grade) to dump red paint on a piece of paper in art class and call it "a metaphor for the struggle of man versus capitalism". He could not pronounce "metaphor" correctly.

Does anyone know where I can purchase that Bieber doll pictured in the header? I plan to take it to a witch doctor and see if I can make lil' Justin's Christmas not quite so merry.

Silly Mohd! You still believe in Dawes? They are but a folk tale! A legend, passed down through the comment boards! They do no-98hbgew;.-

Jeff / Britta

Well, dang. I just checked out Kickstarter's guidelines, and they don't allow funding for causes: only projects. So they're out.

I'm imagining the comments merging to form a giant robot piloted by Todd VanDerWerff. Disqus is an evil magician with a cape and mustache.

So we need someone to start up the Kickstarter and take out the ad once we reach our funding; we'd also need to design an actual ad.