Rockbottom Toilet Paper: You don't hit Rockbottom: it hits you!

Dude, people post full-length reviews in the comment sections here. We eat that shit up and ask for seconds. We're hoping that, eventually, the sheer mass of the A.V. Club's Community Review Comment Sections will collapse the internet.

Awwwww, even Old Man Profdragon has gotten into the Non-Specific Holiday Season spirit! Miracles can happen.

You know what I hate? Not being able to watch Community live. I'm stuck wondering if this is a troll, a guy pretending to be a troll, or a quote from the episode. Seeing as how this fellow has a Cougarton Abbey avatar I'm guessing that last one.

I give it a solid Good!

This is the A.V. Club, fool. Alison Brie's sexiness is mentioned in the Walking Dead reviews.

That's a nice dream. Now let me help you get whisked off to Page 7!

Brie > Cheddar

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It's the obligatory 750-word mini-review! Joy to us all!

Oh no! But you do realize that you can correct it, right? Nathan Ford's Evil Twin re-takes his score at least twice every week, I've noticed. I never get to see the episodes live, so I've never bothered. I can't wait till I can afford TV and more-than-1/2-ply toilet paper again!

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After seeing a Dr. Pepper 10 commercial I began boycotting Dr. Pepper entirely. I HAVE MY INSECURITIES, BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW A CRAPPY DIET SODA TO FEED OFF THEM!

No, apparently Work It's reign of terror will not begin until next year.

I would slap him, but my wrist is tired. From chopping firewood and whipping cows.

I thought this was that show that had the dudes crossdressing. And for a second, God gazed down on us benevolently.

The mancession has turned a corner!

Diet < Zero

Minus the reaction-shot bulldog.

…so Gay Zorro has no feather in his cap and a huge smile. Hrm. How "zensational".