Somebody slap James as hard as they can.

I'm trying to figure out how Gay Zorro would be fundamentally different from Original Flavor Zorro.

Step right up, step right up to the Discount Actor Bargain Market! We've got Labeouwfs! We've got Stuwwerts! We've got Pattysons! All your favorite flavors of actors, but with more bang for your buck!

Internet high five.

Ever since I joined the Club, I make it a point to enable ads at least once a week and click whatever catches my fancy. I also usually try to give the giant sidebar ads that always slip past AdBlock a little attention too.

Oh dear God yes. A Very Venture Christmas and last year's American Dad Christmas episode have given me faith in the future of holiday-themed cartoon episodes.

I'm pretty sure you can install AdBlock and only use it to block ads on the A.V. Club. I could be horribly, catastrophically wrong, but who knows.

To: Santa@northpole.com

You guys talk about me when I'm not here? How…. nice.

Ugly Americans: worth watching? Details!

He needs something to wash the Caveman stench off from his public image.

Couldn't figure out if that was another Jon Benjamin reference or a comment on the fact I've been gone a few days.

I actually wholeheartedly enjoyed Workaholics as the perfect "Sunny" meets "The Office".

The power of crappy commentary on old Internet videos compels you!

A Cyanide and Happiness show would actually be great. As long as they keep the creators on to write.

Terrible network! Every good show cancelled!

Didn't Rob Schnieder's sitcom get the punctuation removed? I heard it at Videogum, though, so it might have been an ELABORATE HOAX.

I am almost certain that was a joke. Like 158%.

Came up organically.

I was expecting Justin Long's character to be irritating and grating, but he turned out to be Jess + human empathy + male genitalia. I can't remember his name, which makes him my new favorite character.