When I first started watching this show (starting with the second episode), I was rather surprised at how mature Jess seemed; the reviews made her out to by some kind of retarded woman-child who was dropped down an elevator shaft as an infant.

No.

Haven't seen this episode yet, but after the Battle of Justin Long that took place in the comments last week I MANNED UP and shotgunned the last two episodes of New Girl on Hulu. And Justin Long was very agreeable! The perfect complement to Jess. Very nice, good job all around, high five.

Here is a fun thing to do that I recommend you try right away:

Ludachrismas is probably the one I remember best, even though it's been forever and I forgot the best quotes. Whoops

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I watched that episode before I decided to become Internet Man: Man Without a Life and completely missed the reference.

I've been slowly lowering the Gherkins Percentage™ of all articles to about 5%. I only post in certain articles, and I make sure I do it sparingly. Gherkins the Manservant: Trying not to piss people off by talking about pop culture on the internet since just last two weeks!

@AlainChristian:disqus OK! Thanks for the PSA. Sorry that I apparently had insulted you by not having seen a naked body on the internet before, ever.

FAILED FAILED FAILED FIRSTIES

OK, who else thought this was a cooking show?

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus I don't.

Yes, this. I just hope he's not dead of bone-itis yet.

Wait wait wait, Vampire Dexter is REAL?

I was thinking about his role as Mr. Toad's lawyer but that works too.

That time where they ripped open the fabric of time and space to kill Evil Dexter was pretty awesome, though. And having Inspector Spacetime cameo? Genius!

It's definitely new; I've never seen any kind of nudity at all on YouTube, ever.

And have Clarence interview moviegoers and riff on an actual movie. #1 hit.

Oh, yeah! I remember Tina Fey voicing the seven-layer burrito that was, apparently, their mother. Thanks for jogging my memory.

The cardigans, no. But a bunch of his shirts are, as well as tons of other amazing designs.

STAY IN BED