I will smoke the reefer like a cigarette.

The talking food movie had guest stars?

I'd still watch ninety minutes of screaming people in bad green screen. Then again, I just hit my head really hard with a brick.

WHERE IS MY CHIPPY.

And I was just thinking about how great it was that nobody had made a joke about my troll for the last three weeks. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

NOODLE incident. *pushes glasses up nose*

Plus a great airboat pilot.

I heard Hulu Plus got really cool over the summer and now carries a ton of good shows, but is still slightly awkward and refuses to work on any set-top boxes due to television networks not wishing for people to be able to view internet-based television on their normal sets.

Hey, DiGoirno's doesn't taste like delivery at all! And this take-n-bake has left me decidedly un-high!

I never watch the first few episodes of a show for the second time. It tends to *glass shatters* do that.

I told all my friends that Abed owned the same Pac-Man t-shirt as I did, "The Madness of Mission 5". You know, the one with the weird ghosts, and the astronaut.

I usually smirk and sip brandy.

Slightly off-topic: who else has been counting Abed's Threadless shirts?

It's like a normal cart, but I stole it and wrapped it in festive paper!

That young scamp Asa Butterfield done stole my apples! That young rogue and his skylarking!

Between this windfall and that Wal-Mart giftcart, I'm rolling in the dough! Everything is going my way, except for the possum that won't get out of my office.

I can't wait for my cupcake in a cup.

I was going to shout BURMA, seeing as how I panicked, but would OVERDUE be more appropriate in this case?

But what about shlocky laugh-tracked sitcoms? Can't forget those!

Whoops, I'm back. Have you ever tried to get the fuck out of the internet? It's like a maze out there. Should've left a trail of breadcrumbs or somehing.