It usually happens on Thursday; just last morning, in fact.

I will get the fuck out posthaste.

See? This is why I never use YouTube. You watch one video and before you know it, BOOM! Annoying Orange! Ray William Johnson! Smosh! Soon you're in a gutter watching a Tobuscus video and shooting up pure FilmCow!

Curse the linear nature of time!

It's been about seven or eight months and I still keep having Friday pop into my head in the shower. Gol. Dang. It. Mother. Flipper.

The best trolls are the ones that capitalize Christmas Classic.

Use a makeshift bomb attatched to a Zhu-Zhu pet for massive damage! Boiling Starbucks coffee can leave lasting scars! A camera attatched to a Roomba can save your life!

My personal theory is that everyone and everything on the internet besides myself is written and maintained by a single fat nerd in a basement somewhere in North Dakota.

With real human teeth!

THAT'S JUST WHAT A ROBOT WOULD SAY

Whoa, a Sebastian plushie? Finally, a way to get my smaller relatives gifts and support an amazing show. I WILL TAKE THEM ALL, HERE IS MY MONEY

Only on the First of May.

Yeah, sorry about this one, folks. It wasn't meant to be a firstie (fuck firsties, seriously) but it definitely was more funny in my head (I was imagining John Cleese wagging his finger).

I would never have guessed.

So something good.. can make me feel bad?!

xactly

I know. Total swoon. This guy and the fellow that plays Rubber Man (not Tate, fully-suited Rubber Man) have me all-of-a-twitter.

You have a friend at Twitter? Can she secure the @mrskutcher handle for me?

also the conception of removing the "e" in the word "extreme"

She's more of a cold, unfeeling automaton than a "bitch" in Better Off Ted, I'd, say. A sociopath, but with a heart of gold, as revealed in the lie detector episode.