If it's another Ben x Dave fanfic I'm going to be very disappointed.

I'm not Harris Wittels, I'm… Warris Hittels. Although I hear that Harris guy is totally cool and funny and good with the ladies.

Yes. Yes I am.

That's good enough for me!

Psh. More like Turd Crapley.

94 Meetings definitely ranks in my top 10, which changes every week.

WE APPRECIATE YOU!

I'm taking my niece to this, she loves princesses.

Tsk, tsk, Michael! For shame! I wave my finger in a condescending fashion in your general direction!

That'll do, pig.

Well I am sure that this will be a very serious documentary which treats everyone with the respect they deserve.

Two IHNMAIMS references in one comment board! Not bad.

…who tells everyone that it's time to stop hating it.

I'm thinking something Kreiger-style.

Well hello, new background of my friend's computer

They named him "Beardy".

They can control mechanical arms with their minds! Witchcraft!

I'm going for the record: seven tubs and a non-smudged phone number.

I want him to father my children.

90 minutes of Quall-ity Quall!