Oh no! I guess I better throw my money down this hole instead then!

If I hear the term "Cyber Monday" one more time I will not do anything but I will be a little irritated.

That was exactly what I thought. I may go see this blatant cash grab just for that scene. And delicious popcorn.

At least there's no sequel…

Thanks for making me throw up a little.

Can we give this guy a medal, or at least a nice crown? I think he deserves it.

I dread the day that Dawes releases a new album, causing Steve Hyden to review it. The A.V. Club might actually implode.

On the third day of Christmas my true Hyden gave to me…

My God! Profdragon was right!

Sweep it under the rug! Quick! Before it regenerates!

I'll cut you some slack, you nostalgia hating fellow who looks a lot like somebody familiar.

Dawesdolph the Red-Nosed Band

Memories ahoy! Asterix and Tintin are two of my favorite comic-book memories, along with my well-read copies of Calvin and Hobbes books. I remember checking the entire series out from our local library every few months and reading them in three days.

I think 8O is finally going into rehab!

I'm talking about the Mac and Mac only. I always felt sorry for poor PC.

Well then let's get out the 8-tracks and the Betamax and celebreate!

…are you hitting on me?

Like I told Pervy Obit, I'm already not too fond of him. The buzz was confirming my suspicions.

I've caught sightings of him in movies since then, and he's always playing the same kind of character. He's the douchey hipster Michael Cera. He may be a perfectly nice guy in real life, but his filmography is a different thing altogether.

Because your avatar is a picture of a character whose name I can't remember from Octopus Pie, one of the best web-based picture-stories!