What is a program that Lobsters could not bring himself to install?

He is 100% pure douche, but I enjoy his rollicking, all-over-the-place writing style.

Just a few flies. I didn't understand where you were coming from.

Or the ghost of Kurt Cobain.

What is the L word, anyway? Lavender? Loosey-goosey? Lozenge?

Yeah, it's awesome how we all have our brains connected to the hypernet now.

I don't think this fellow knows what anachronistic means.

I thought this was "home improvement" style fixing. They both involve hammers, though.

So is sacrelicious but you don't see us tittering.

…the hookers?

Or maybe he should have just married an ice cream sandwich.

I spent ten years of my life reading various forms of "DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME HERE IS A BOOK ABOUT THEM" and I still couldn't remember the plural. I shame myself.

Why wouldn't you want Reese's Miniatures?

"No virgins for you, you progressive-house loving infidel!"

He's doing the Lord's work, that fellow.

Ankylosauruses are herbivores.

Robot-Terra-Nova-Writers were not programmed to feel love.

Is there such a thing as just plain "couth"?

But That Laurel Canyon Sound defies labels and genres!

Bear Grylls just ordered twenty.