Oh. 4Chan. Ha, ha, those zany rascals.

Sorry! I'm still new here, and I didn't know about Found Footage, seeing as how it hasn't updated in… quite a while! My!

I was mostly referring to charming nonsense like the soda-maker, which I may pick up along with 200 gallons of Mountain Dew syrup. Livin' the dream.

"Pop" has mutated into "obnoxious electronic shrieking + the musical stylings of Bruno Mars and Jason Mraz", for the most part. A wasteland, to be more precise.

It's nu-twee post-rapturecore death jazz with a hint of industrial shoegaze bluegrass.

He also has a blog at Adult Swim.

No. I wasn't. Time to get into my time machine again.

Put it out now. Get your gay on.

Techno, house, electro, chiptune, progressive synthpop… it's all too much for me.

What the hell is Kwanzaa?

Who needs a book of creepy, tastless VHS tapes when you have Seanbaby? He reviews a new set of terrifyingly incompetent instructional tapes every few weeks at Cracked. Some of the funniest crap I've ever read.

Infantile mastication!

Surgery to remove the firstie lobe of the brain can also be an effective treatment. His penis, however, may fall off. It won't be that big of a loss.

Hooray! Useless crap! My favorite!

BOOSH

It's not cancelled; NBC is just deciding what to do with it. I can't wait for it to come back; we're been assured that there will definitely be a full third season.

Is that how you get ants?

I've been waiting for Unsupervised since it was announced. Floyd County's animation + Sunny producers = WIN

Their smiles are hilariously forced. "Fuck you, people shopping at the supermarket!"

Nope. Community's still up in the air.