I watch all my favorite shows through illicit means, then buy four or five copies of the DVDs and use them as gifts.

Holy shit-snacks!

This is one of the better conspiracy theories of our time.

Is your husband loveably dense, too? That'd be the best.

So it is! I'm re-living my Thanksgiving weekend as we speak.

Is it set to "incest"?

Occupy Eagleton!

If it's W.K., there's always mentions of "party", "party", "party", and/or "sweet sweet party".

As always, this was off the record.

fuck you forever for making me think of that

They'll have an adorable-off!! Dave will act all awkward and Ben won't know what to say and he'll stammer and awwwwwww

He'll cover his eyes in a hilarious fashion and will bungle the names of the positions they use.

But he's the goddamn Batman… cosplayer.

Benslie > Lesave

I was going to post "yay"! Curses! Foiled again by a dealer of drugs!

Hooray! Awkwardness!

"when you goes to eat it"

Hell + yes. His brain will be wrinkling with anarchy.

Is it because they are being made out of zinc? I think it's probably because they are being made out of zinc.

True, true. But remember, slavery was on the cusp of being out of date; technological advancements were pushing human labor off the market. After the current generation died off, war or no war slavery would most likely have died out.