…plus the Revolutionary War. That too.

Loud Drunken Lout in Crowd #254

Hooray for whitewashing! It makes your fences shine

Hypothetical crumpets are the second most delicious kind of non-existant crumpets, right behind metaphysical crumpets.

I meant as in "we have no idea where we're going with this." They neglected to map out a full story arc, so many threads were left un…wound? Unwoven? Unyarned?

Thank goodness you approve!

That would make more sense. I forget what the exact wording was and I'm far too lazy to make a cursory Google sweep.

That actually sounds amazing. Using depth to get across "presence", as Scorcese says, could actually work very well. I was thinking about making a lame joke about how Scorsese was talking about using 3-D that way, but I need to go see Hugo before trying to get snarky.

Humanity came onto this earth, technology advanced, the Internet was invented, this site was founded, Disqus was launched…

Harumph! Those scallywags!

I'm guessing vlothes are what people wear in the future?

…I know. I was making a joke. Are you familiar with them? Jokes? The funny and the ha-ha?

My, what forced smiles! How sweet!

Ain't no shame in that.

"Certified" - the tale of 8 racially diverse friends who have zany adventures whilst attempting to get an MCSE certification.

It can also be transformed into seething Internet rage if J.J. Abrams drops the ball again. Look at all these balls rolling around from Lost, how rude. Somebody sweep up those balls.

Yes! I'd love to see an expectant mother get tons of baby gifts!

She has amazing deals on shoes, and a few dating sites she'd like you to check out.

I fail to see how this could be used against me, @avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus. @avclub-e206d507b0f7294235c3940292f60ac0:disqus illustrates my point.

…so your avatar is Kermit… but your name is Chauncey.