I personally celebrate Christmas as a mostly non-Christian holiday; the Catholics bulldozed the pagan holidays, but moved a few dates around to satisfy the Godless heathens who still wanted their fucking feasts, dammit.

"No, grandma, see, he's a ghost. He wears a gimp costume to rape people. A gimp is… oh. I see. You know what a gimp is already.

SHUT UP YOU GOD-DAMNED BITCH THERE'S TOAST AND JELLYBEANS DON'T LIKE IT THAN PISS OFF

So if I paint my old footie pajamas black…

I'll do better next time. That Laurel Canyon Sound beckons.

I am not Jewish, although my name could give that impression.

It'll be Regular Show IRL all up ins.

Gummy bears are delicious, especially in rainbow sherbert ice cream.

…I'm going to have nightmares now.

I am going to Like and reply to this comment, on principle.

His felt muttonchops strike fear into the other AV. Club editor's hearts.

Six more episodes and a move to FX!

…I am not a busy man.

That's nice.

Dan Harmon does not want to extend the show past four years. It'd be a good stopping point anyway.

I'll put on Rihanna's new album and we can dance the niiiiiight awaaaaaaaaaay.

I torrented the first two seasons as the episodes came out, then bought the DVDs. I couldn't wait for Hulu! I'm a busy man!

I think that this hiatus might actually benefit Community in a small way: the rabid freak-out that us fans have been sent into by the mid-season pull has driven my to recommend Community to everyone I know. Three people have already bought the first season and loved it; and Community Season 1 is my #1 Christmas gift…

I think his family left him after he started neglecting them in favor of Community reviews.

Oh, shit. 5,000 comments coming up.