Can you autograph a twenty for me?
Sure, no problem.
Cool, cause I'm kinda strapped.
*stare expectantly but patiently at celeb*

Definitely a drink in the UK. I guess S.Afrians use it like Aussies do vegemite?

It doesn't even answer the question! Who in the world is Cameron Esposito? I still don't know! What a gyp.

If Bono hated it, that's good enough for me. He really is a massive wanker.

I think it's a great line. At least it's somewhat honest and self-aware,if massively hypocritical. Ultimately, whatever might be happening in the Third World is of little concern to the average westerner.
Thankfully, through the singing of a line in a charity song, our pop-stars are able to come to terms with their…

I don't understand about the baby thing. Wasn't Jess already pregnant, and wasn't the baby Rudy's? Why then did she assume the future baby was Luke's and that she'd have to re-sleep with him? Did I miss a scene where the original pregnancy turned out to be false?

Never seen or heard I Want To Be Evil before, but it's an exceptional performance.

Heather Mills and her tinkly Christmas snatch.

Speed too.

you really get the sense that those two have a shared history and that, while they were made for each other and were still very much in love, circumstance (and John being completely terrified of change) had led to them drawing apart.

'one of'?

Al (wearily as though this should be obvious): They're shooting at the lights.

Genghis Khan was also the torturer in Lethal Weapon.

And the quarterback is toast!

Alex is great. and all of the above gets resolved in more interesting and exciting ways.

i don't think @Trololo is saying male rape is acceptable or should be laughed off. He's pointing out that it's strange to be okay with making jokes about the terminally ill, or with physical violence and the murderalising of probation workers, but not non-consensual sex (despite there being the mitigating factor of…

amazing hair

it's a bloody tortoise!

That's Kate Bracken of the phenomenal hair.

Not enough gems.