apparently, John Matrix, you don't hate being that guy enough.

babies have erratic heartbeats and they stop breathing all the time, usually only for short periods. my sister was a victim of cot death. as a result, when my mum got pregnant with her next child, she was supplied with a monitor that you could set for 15/20/25 secs and when the baby stopped breathing for the…

Following the Cary/Kalinda bar scene last week, the next scene begins with the elevator pinging and Cary stepping out. I immedately inferred that they'd slept together.
 
elevators = sex

Melchett: What's the scale on this Darling?
Darling: 1:1 Sir.
Melchett: And the exact amount of territory gained?
(Darling takes out tape and measures length of turf)
Darling: 18 inches, Sir.

After the battle, we didn't take prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad.

Haven't seen it in years (so i'm probably wrong), but i thought it was "Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde isn't about being Victorian, it's about Caledonian anti-Syzygy.

not something else?

"I'm Darren Nicholls! DEAL WITH THAT!"

it was impossible to get Tutti Frutti for so long, how do you think it held up?

i love that the only way Fraser can prove he's not Ray is by measuring his nose!

agreed, up to, including, and especially 'Victoria's secret' is great stuff. the only thing that irks me slightly when i re-watch are the dodgy stunt doubles!

what's not great about Mounties in general, and singing mounties in particular?

you're not wrong, doesn't mean you're not stupid (this sounds more insulting than i meant it to)

Rachel McAdams has never been better, and is so adorable. also the reason i too am a bit in love with her.

her Ophelia is comedy gold!

"I'm Darren Nicholls! DEAL WITH THAT!"

i'm probably wrong, but i think one of the old boys is Sarah Polley's dad.

thank you AV Club, and thank you Todd.

not often been accused of knowing what i'm talking about but, in this instance, i think i nailed it. man i'm going to dine out on this story!