rock band: the jonas brothers…you know it will happen eventually which will signal the impending apocalypse…

admittedly
the title "irresistible horse" is intriguingly vague…please tell me more…

nobody with a brain would actually play custer's revenge…especially if it kept those ugly-a** atari 2600 "graphics"…

ctia stands for cellular telecommunications industry association…s**t, i mean "cats tinkling in aquariums"…*whew*

swm lk 4 sbbw?

ok, i kind of liked this one…

i prefer
the ever popular and all-inclusive "roflcopter"…

no mention of super smash brothers? unlike other fighting games in which you are either 1) an unbeatable god-like savant or 2) a blinding kaleidoscope of suck, anyone can play ssb and be okay at it.

wayne brady's let's make a deal
"now with 20% more black!"

in all honesty…
his mom…if i were drunk, i'd hit that…

i never watch leno so i claim ignorance…

also
you might have to have played half-life 2 to get all of the references but the "concerned" web-comic, imo, is one of the most underappreciated on the internet…

gamesradar's top 7
sure, its a video game site but their top 7 lists are f**king hilarious and there's a million of them…an excellent time sink…

holy s**t!
what if we took the absorbent magic of the shamwow and combined it with the comfortable versatility of the snuggie? we could call it the snugwow and it would change everything…i mean everything…

you know
i cannot spot a single difference between the dog snuggie and a dog sweater, they look exactly the same…which is stupid…

actually, "watchable train wrecks" would be a pretty awesome fox reality show in and of itself…the production team could secretly loosen railroad tracks or push trees onto the tracks and then film the fiery aftermath…i would watch the s**t out of that, provided there were weepy testimonials after every vignette…

transphormerizers
the person who does movie reviews for somethingawful.com also reviewed this movie and commented on its sheer lack of transmorphing for a movie titled "transmorphers"

correction: there is no 1:1 movement…

wii sex seems like it would be really complicated since there is 1:1 full body movement… wii handjob, on the other hand, seems much simpler what with all the stick waggling, shaking, and jerking that qualifies as wii motion controls

uhhh…
is that the best screenshot available? i ask only because that picture looks really boring…