then you'll love eight-ball, the oft-ignored transformer that in one form is a giant eight-ball but becomes a blackfaced minstrel-bot when transformed…

f**k jonathan
watching this, i have never wanted to punch a child more in my life…having said that, as much of a clusterdouche as that jonathan was, it makes me sad that in college he's going to get so much redneck neo-con ass talking like that…

@ emperor jim

screw the transformers
the league of robots ftw!

also michael bay has millions of dollars…coincidence?

prediction: gi joe will suck…the onus is now on you (or gi joe's makers) to prove me wrong…

this has bothered me since the first movie
why did they give him the last name "witwicky?" that is perhaps the douchiest last name i have ever heard other than this guy who was in my russian history class whose last name was duche, s**t you not…

or verne troyer as a sinister mini-assassin?

kickass, huh? the mech walker was just icing on the destruction cake…also, the game has a bomb that creates and then explodes black holes…just saying…

i beg to differ for i am never wrong in my assertions…

Key to Success for future Indys
Dear lucas/spielberg,

three complaints about rf:g
1) story = zzzzz
2) last mission = controller-snappingly frustrating
3) way to easy to accidently kill civilians and lose morale

RF:G
Forget this game, for open-world games, I cannot stress Red Faction: Guerrilla enough. The demo was fun but left some doubts in my mind…Nevertheless, I bought RF:G and it is probably one of the best open world games i've played…never once did it get repetitive and the physics engine is not only awesome but far…

so that's the ticket to high-grade poon? gratingly one-dimensional acting? if its that easy, count me in!…it'll sure beat the hell out of low-grade poon…

don't have that option, already beat it and moved on…just a nagging curiosity…also, has anyone opened the safe behind the framed bible quote in your dad's office in vault 101? My sister was playing through, found it in the beginning of the game but hasnt reached the point where she's able to return to vault 101 yet

whoops
forgot neko case's middle cyclone…

college radio dj
so my 2009 albums are

While this movie may have disappointed…
Let's all thank god that the role of fat funny guy was not played by Jonah Hill…That talentless f**k plays the same goddamn character in every movie he's in and like seth rogan and micheal cera, he's in seemingly every f**king movie…take the above picture and substitute in jonah…

"Hey…Don't you remember me? It's Ned Ryerson…You know, Needle-nose Ned, Ned the Head, Ned Ryerson…I dated your sister 'til you told me to stop…"

Goldeneye/Perfect Dark for the N64 FTW…Recently, my roommate and I pulled a Perfect Dark all-nighter and between the two of us killed off an entire $45 bottle of Crown Royal, an epic night by any account…As for RPG's, nothing can top Pokemon Red/Blue and I mean f**king nothing…