Far less frequently is still good! I mean, I don't know your situation, obviously. It took me a lot of false starts and rationalizing bullshit, but it's all part of the process. If you can pull off controlled drinking, more power to you. There's plenty of resources if not, though. Don't beat yourself up!

Um, I got a job? And I gained a bunch of weight because I thought, "Well, as long as you're not getting high, it's not bad. MOAR ICE CREAM!" and then I've lost that weight, so those two things took up a lot of time. Does watching TV count? I did that back then, too.

SOBRIETY/QUITTING/WHATEVER THREAD:

FAHHHHHHHHHN-DAHHHHHHHHNG-GOOOOOO!

If they wanted to turn Cena heel, having him beat the Undertaker in a shitty way would be a great start. But I think, even with Cena teasing it more blatantly than ever last night, they're going to wait WAY too long to turn him, and nobody's going to give a shit. I think Cena could be an amazing heel, and to my mind…

Yeah, that Raw was awesome. I loved that the crowd chanted for anything but Orton and Sheamus in their match. Those two are dull as shit.

El Chupacabro!

Not to mention 4 of the Heat's 5 best players might miss that game. But all the Bosh-amaniacs will be thrilled I'm sure.

As someone who's had multiple kidney stones, it's pretty much the worst. Once they pump you full of crazy tons of morphine, though, it's all good. I mean, I didn't really act like Ben did, but I'm willing to grant that my drug tolerance is higher than that of Ben Wyatt. I will say that making Ben spend 24 hours in the…

Max and Billy Gunn enter a gay relationship?

Man, I miss FJM. Some of those "JoeChats" where all the chatters were trolls still crack me up. Did Mike Schur ever do anything after that?

Danny becomes an abusive drunk who furiously beats his children. Uncle Jesse says, "Have mercy."

"Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids"

Why would that happen? It's not a WWE movie, Rock rarely shows up on the show, never mentions it or brings his belt on talk shows… Strap yourself in for a Cena reign until at least Summerslam if not longer.

I thought this said "dry cunts" and I was outraged.

It's somewhat shocking to me that there are people who aren't Team Lapkus. She seemingly has a new character every time, and I always crack up at least once an episode. At this point, she and Harris are my guaranteed "I will like this" barometers.
ETA: Nick Kroll may also be on this list.

The only way I'll watch next season is if it's just Fred Willard, Phil, and Luke travelling around the country in an RV and their subsequent shenanigans.

The Rock is going to take The Satanic Verses, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Settle down, Meisner.

That shot completely turned me around on Pete. The combination of that WASPy feeling of "You're making a fool of yourself" and his genuinely progressive feelings on race (for the time) so that he can barely hide his disgust with Roger. Just awesome acting and really interesting characterization.