I lived in Oklahoma for a year. People sometimes used "y'all" as the singular. Not often, but I always noticed it because it's so illogical.

Supposedly, that's the plan. As long as they bring back those purple and turquoise Starter jackets, I'm in full support.

There's certainly some truth to that. At the same time, if I picked a random episode of his 3-hour (?) podcast (radio show? clearly I'm not familiar with his work) and typed out selected portions that I found least funny, while skipping over anything I liked, his show would seem like the worst thing ever. I'm…

As a Knicks fan, I can confirm that D'Antoni is only good when you give him players perfectly suited for his system. He can't make any adjustments, and for an offensive genius he draws up the worst plays out of timeouts that I've ever seen. I'm definitely enjoying the woes of the Lakers, and watching them try to…

Congrats! You just reminded me that it's been about a year without soda for me too. Several bouts of kidney stones will do that. I quit cigarettes in August, but I'll say that they're not as far apart as you think. Headaches and other withdrawal symptoms for about a week, then it's all mental.

I find the B-word highly offensive. Should I watch this?

Another sign that I'm turning into my dad: I couldn't get past the premise. Seriously, there's video evidence of one of the grooms and the witness both blackout drunk and fooled into signing the forms. Nobody (by which I mean Sabrina, I guess, unless she's now officially as stupid as the Chances) thought to get an…

And that, kids, is how I had anal sex with Uncle Barney's half-sister…

He conflated comments with articles and used a single comment to impugn the entirety of sports blogging, all while cursing loudly and repeatedly. We can all agree that Deadspin commenters suck, and I should have specified what I meant.

Two things:

What @persia2:disqus said. It's pretty clear that he lied, we just don't know about what. The theory that makes the most sense is that he was legitimately duped, but "she" was just some girl he talked to online and he played it up for support. I find it highly unlikely that if someone's girlfriend was in the hospital…

Although I get what you're saying, I think it makes sense. If everyone starts charities or gives to them based on what affects them (either them personally or their families) then the most widespread issues will get the most attention. It sucks for people with extremely rare diseases, but it makes solving big problems…

The show will be called "Anaconda Vice".

And the interstitials will all feature cuts from the classic album Willenium.

Chris Paul would be the Magic Johnson. Blake Griffin would probably be James Worthy. The real flaw is that DeAndre Jordan is obviously no Kareem.

@avclub-3017175e4c4e3ae957ff93851742cc50:disqus Totally agree. As I recall, it was a payoff for a joke that seemed to be turning the stereotype on its head, then she was a ludicrously bad driver. I guess you could be offended by it, but it worked.

Racist Cameron Munchhausen

I forget if it was Bill Burr who did it or just expressed admiration for someone else (Patrice O'Neal?) doing it, but one of them did a benefit for like the ASPCA and led off with a joke about murdering dogs. So I think it's just a sensibility, whether it's not giving a shit or trying to alienate the audience…

Yeah I always got that. When I was doing well in school, it was mostly ok because the whole school knew me and my family and that I was "shy". Then, when I was mediocre in high school, the teachers just assumed I was unprepared. Even though teachers who include participation as a grade often say at the beginning of a…

Psh I've had bigger kidney stones in my… urine, I guess. They're pretty hypnotic, actually, but not romantic.