Ursula! He'd be great in a black strapless evening gown!

Ursula! He'd be great in a black strapless evening gown!

No, no, David has all the wives. You're doing it wrong.

No, no, David has all the wives. You're doing it wrong.

I think THAT bean went to Neverland. Why else would Rumplestiltskin have offered Smee boyhood? He wanted to go there to look for his son (Peter? A lost boy?).

I think THAT bean went to Neverland. Why else would Rumplestiltskin have offered Smee boyhood? He wanted to go there to look for his son (Peter? A lost boy?).

Isn't that where Jack got his forbidden tattoo in LOST?

What's this, then? The people called Lohan, they go jerk?

Your tauntaun will get canceraids before you reach the first marker!

I first read this as Lou Bega. I was intrigued/horrified.

That doesn't make any sense. He's what, 3,000 years old? The time span from The Hobbit to the Fellowship is less than 100 years, about 3% of his life. That would be like "youngering" a character who is 46 for a flashback to when he was 43.

Extra chunky, with crunchy sunflower seeds in the bread and crispy freeze-dried strawberries. If I can't break a tooth, it's no fun to eat.

Robuttnik: you are absolutely correct.

But can you eat your dinner in a fancy restaurant with a buzz cut?

On the bright side, it doesn't get much more roll-out-of-bed than the buzz cut.