Only if they're rapping about Deep Space Nine.

Some of us are lactose intolerant, thank you very much. Actually, I just put it on my cereal; I've never liked the taste of straight milk.

People crave familiarity. Anything that's not a chain store is scary and different. And it happens everywhere. Here in Harlem there's a bunch of buzz about a Joe's Crab Shack opening up on 125th Street.

"Vacations to Virginia Beach!" got the biggest laugh in our household, particularly because we lived there for six years. It's funny because it's true.

Brooklyn's already onto the ramen burger.

I'm glad I moved out of Virginia so I didn't have to pull the metaphorical lever for the used car salesman. Of course, I don't plan on voting for Cuomo, but at least I can do that with the safety of him getting re-elected in another landslide.

A sarcasm meter? That's a really useful invention.

I made a quesadilla out of leftovers for lunch. Leftover beef, some of that "Mexican blend" shredded cheese, salsa and guacamole in a tortilla, heated up in a pan. It was surprisingly good.

Check out The Hollywood Complex, a documentary about families living at a hotel in Los Angeles while trying to get their kids to make it in show business. The parents are both delusional and insane.

In retrospect, I should have realized it was Cris all along, because "former beauty pageant contestant" is a dead giveaway for a plant on a reality TV show.

Only if Giles returns. The show wouldn't be half as fun without his completely arch delivery of every line. Especially since all the contestants are so unlikeable. (I miss Don. Poor, deluded, dumb, Don.)

But tonight's the season finale of Whodunnit?, so we finally get to find out which awful contestant is the killer and which awful contestant wins the money!

Fuck DC/Marvel for putting on these "event" things every year just to push more sales.

I'm not a big comics person. I liked Kick-Ass (the film moreso than the book) but Wanted was one of the worst things I've ever read. Just page after page of a nihilistic 13-year-old's power fantasy.

five of his 10 children

Or some reasonable facsimile.

It really needed more dynamic range compression.

It's pretty bad that the homophobia is the second douchiest thing he did.

Er… it's not, unless something happened to Wayne Brady recently that I didn't hear about.

I tried out for Jeopardy a couple years ago in DC, and there was a middle-aged woman who was on her 7th try at getting on the show. Wouldn't you get the message and give up after the third or fourth attempt?