So wait, this *isn't* a biopic about Django Reinhardt? I'm so confused.

If it were David Decoteau there would be a 5-minute shower scene in every episode. Also, it would be set in a deserted mansion.

If it were David Decoteau there would be a 5-minute shower scene in every episode. Also, it would be set in a deserted mansion.

Mono— D'oh!

Mono— D'oh!

I don't watch much TV, but I do enjoy Shark Tank (come to think of it, it's about the only show I watch on network TV). Yes, the panel are all filthy rich bastards that I would just as soon see against the wall when the revolution comes, but they're entertaining, particularly the obvious dislike the other four have…

I don't watch much TV, but I do enjoy Shark Tank (come to think of it, it's about the only show I watch on network TV). Yes, the panel are all filthy rich bastards that I would just as soon see against the wall when the revolution comes, but they're entertaining, particularly the obvious dislike the other four have…

It's The Closer with Mary McDonnell replacing Kyra Sedgwick. So, in other words, an improvement on the original.

That's no cable network, it's a space station!

The man who comes in pieces!

My choice would be an 8-bit Legend of Zelda heart over my heart.

She's fully qualified to be appointed Deputy Undersecretary of State for Kicking European Asses.

I don't think the writers are insensitive about gay people, given that
Ian is one of the least stereotypical gay characters on TV. I think it's more an acknowledgement that it can still be dangerous to be out in the US. Staying in the closet until they can get out of their current situation is sometimes necessary for…

Ooh, fried bananas! [Pac-Man music]

*twang*

Cyclops's optic blasts are concussive, not lasers. So his hair would just get blown off, I suppose.

Yeah, infoMania (along with its companion program, The Rotten Tomatoes Show) was always good fun, though I could tell the writing was on the wall when Conor Knighton left. As much as I like Brett Erlich, he couldn't really carry the show the way Conor did. Plus they got rid of We've Got You Covered, which was one of…

That's what I thought of at first, then when she opened her mouth all I could think of was Catherine Tate's Lauren Cooper character. I was expecting her to ask if she was bovvered.

That was a mess. It tried way too hard to be creepy and failed, it was repetitive, the B-plot was just an excuse to get Amy and Rory out of the way, and the kid was terrible. Mark Gatiss should not be allowed to write for Doctor Who.

So, anyone want to guess how this ends? I'm thinking the Blessing gets destroyed, and everyone who was supposed to die dies, except for Rex, because he smeared Jack's magic blood over himself last week. As to what the Blessing is, I'm not really sure I care, since I only watched the first two or three episodes and the…