Maybe they should get Spider-Man
to turn off the dark.

He doesn't actually have to shoot anything, he can just do it all with computers. The five-episode Jar Jar Binks arc that opens the show is going to be awesome.

The scene where Chris Hemsworth is shirtless is the best part of the movie.

I'm pretty sure Southland got another 10-episode order shortly after the season finale.

Her full name is Poppy Petal Emma Elizabeth Deveraux Donahue, according to Wikipedia. And she has a brother named after Jethro Tull.

Ugh
I grew up watching this show. I don't remember much about the early years, I just remember it going off the rails in the last few years. Eric becoming an idiot, Corey turning into a horny old Jewish man, Matthew Lawrence coming in as the show's Cousin Oliver, Topanga becoming the "long-suffering girlfriend/mom…

Wow, I've never heard these opinions before. Maybe next people can discuss how they felt about the Battlestar Galactica finale!

The link has been updated
They're going with Jennifer Garner.

Needs more Cressbeckler.

No, it's because Ryan Murphy apparently expects Grohl to suck his cock to get Grohl's songs on his show.

Can't we compromise and just cut funding for Car Talk?
Seriously, unfunny people that laugh at their own jokes don't need public funding. I mean, that's what podcasts are for.

Disaster's contribution to terrible fanfic went unmentioned?
Marissa and the other kids ended up being the subjects of a series of notoriously-bad fanfic by Stephen Ratliff. Basically (as basically as the plot can be distilled), she and her fellow children are written into a band of wunderkind that get through…

I used allmusic.com all the time back in the late 90s/early 00s
but now? I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I visited that site. With the rise of Wikipedia for all your OCD music cataloging needs, it's a pretty irrelevant site, especially since the reviews are complete crap.

I knew this was somewhere close
http://store.theonion.com/p…

I can't believe nobody's suggested a version of Pimp My Ride called Jesus Built My Hotrod.

People having fun playing something I don't like? I must report my displeasure on the internet!

"Do municipalities normally get to impose income taxes in the US?"

Looking at their imdb profiles, not much. Both seem to be subsisting on guest appearances on TV shows and bit parts in movies.

It's easy to rewrite the past when you're Abe Lincoln
He did invent a time machine and all.

And then people will complain about how you don't show people getting kicked in the crotch any more.